Denouement: 9/17-9/23

Last week, while you were videotaping your "O face", Fosco was

• starting school.
  
• "voting for" Jim McGreevey through a glory hole.
  
• contracting scurvy. Yarr.
  
• wondering how to explain shaved pubes to one's parents.
  
• auditioning for a job in advertising.
  
• fellating Rachael Ray. (Metaphorically.)
  
• having a few regrets. But then again, too few to mention.
  
• contributing to our nation's woeful educational performance.
  
• wondering how many seconds we are from Mars.