Thursday, July 20, 2006

Did You Know?

Facts About Mormons:

  • They worship a god named Mormo.
  • A female Mormon is called a "Mormoness."
  • You can read the Mormon scriptures only with a set of X-Ray Specs. These can be ordered from the back page of many comic books.
  • They wear Holy Underwear or, in the case of Mormonesses, Holy Lingerie.

1 comment:

meredith said...

as a mormon, you have offended me.


but you're right about the underwear.