Facts About Mormons:
- They worship a god named Mormo.
- A female Mormon is called a "Mormoness."
- You can read the Mormon scriptures only with a set of X-Ray Specs. These can be ordered from the back page of many comic books.
- They wear Holy Underwear or, in the case of Mormonesses, Holy Lingerie.
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1 comment:
as a mormon, you have offended me.
but you're right about the underwear.
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