"The Awfulness of Billy Joel, Explained"

It's Music Monday here at Fosco Lives!

From Slate:
The Worst Pop Singer Ever: Why, exactly, is Billy Joel so bad?

All Fosco can say is "Word."

UPDATE: actually, the other thing that Fosco can say is that he is utterly amazed that one can write an entire article about the awfulness of Billy Joel without mentioning the abomination called "We Didn't Start the Fire."