Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Did Jesus ever rebuke "Ankle Biters"?

In yesterday's post, I published a photograph of lovely Christian gentleman and his informative sign listing all of the groups of people who will be judged harshly by God. Here, again, is a closeup of his sign:

In my previous post, I helpfully turned this poster into an easy-to-read list and my readers responded--by determining how many of these categories are going to contribute to their own eternal damnation.

However, as you may recall, there were two groups that Fosco couldn't quite read. With the help of some new bionic eyes (and some other pix of this guy from other sources), Fosco is pleased to announce that he can now complete the list:

ADDITIONAL People Who Will Be Judged (Presumably Unfavorably) By God

  • Thieves
  • Ankle Biters (what does that even mean?)
Do these additions cause any revisions in your personal number, readers? (Especially if any of you are small dogs...)

3 comments:

Jill said...

Holding strong at 15...I've bitten other things, but never ankles.

Anonymous said...

Ankle Biters? WTF does that even mean? Maybe he means God hates kids. Interesting twist.

Dalewyn

word verification: Flubment - no pithy comment, but that is just a funny word. I need to come up with a way to use it.

Anonymous said...

Flubment: A blog comment you wish you hadn't made.

The BeeMaster