Over the last two weeks, while you were planning a week of Oakland A's World Series parties, Fosco was
- revealing his history of borderline inappropriate text-messaging.
- making enemies of powerful people in academia.
- finding himself thankful for our northerly neighbors--just not for their bacon.
- crossing a rainbow bridge into a magical fairy land where lollipops grow on candy trees and gumdrops sprout from the chocolate ground.
- convincing himself that Robbie Coltrane is actually a pretty handsome guy.
- making a mockery of all that is holy (in classical music).
- pissing off his coupled friends.
- realizing that running nude combines his two least favorite activities.
- going to the symphony... and then snarking off to some Minneapolis homer in the Comments.
- making fun of
SkeletorJoyce Carol Oates.
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