Monday, October 15, 2007

Still Feeling Weird...

Last Friday, Fosco found himself in a situation that he never would have imagined: watching gay bareback porn in the presence of one of the most famous and distinguished faculty at UCSC. It was part of an extraordinary talk by an absolutely brilliant guest professor.

Let me assure you that as fascinating and enjoyable as gay porn is, it is surprisingly unpleasant to watch the creation of a devil's dick from the semen of seventy-three men while in a room with 25 of your academic colleagues (including The Haraway). Eek. Just... eek.

Academia is such a hoot sometimes!

[N.B.: there is no accompanying picture to this post that would make any amount of sense.]

4 comments:

kungfuramone said...

And here I thought I knew what every reasonably obscure sex act was. Thank you, Monsieur le compte, for bringing the education to the childrens!

FOSCO said...

I will sheepishly admit that I had never heard of the Devil's Dick either. But that's what academia is about: learning!

Anonymous said...

Great. Our tax dollars at work at America's Universities...

Anonymous said...

leave it to our community to create a new vocabulary term.