From the "Finally" File

Heeding calls by, well everyone (including Fosco), the New Jersey Division of Youth and Family Services has removed young Adolf Hitler Campbell from his parents' custody. In addition, the State has taken little Adolf's younger sisters (that's Joyce Lynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, if you're keeping track).

According to a report from an NBC News affiliate,

DYFS isn’t talking much about the Campbell’s situation, but the kids being taken away has nothing to do with the names and birthday cake issue in December, according to Sgt. John Harris, Holland Twp. Police in Milford, N.J.

You know who else isn't talking? The parents. However, that's for another reason:

Calls to the children’s parents were met with a message that the line had been temporarily disconnected.

While the tribulations of the rural poor (and the urban poor, for that matter) are never a laughing matter, I think we can make an exception here.