Gail Collins Does Not Speak for Fosco

From Gail Collins's column in yesterday's NYT:

By the way, I believe that during the campaign McCain’s great friend Senator Lindsey Graham said something along the line of promising to drown himself if North Carolina went for Obama. I believe I speak for us all, Senator Graham, when I say that we are feeling extremely mellow today and you do not have to follow through.

Oh, and Senator Graham, can you take your hideous pet monkey with you?