Thursday, January 15, 2009

For you nervous flyers...

Introducing the newest international terrorists:

Clearly, Obama needs to take a harder line on Canadian immigration.

UPDATE (4:20 PM PST): On Hardball, Chris Matthews keeps referring to the "bird attack." Fosco knew this was more sinister than just an "accident."

6 comments:

todd said...

I'm pledging to do my part to fight this new terrorist threat by eating more foie gras.

I make this great sacrifice to show the extent of my patriotism.

FOSCO said...

Bravo, Todd.

I too have sacrificed for patriotism, helping to eliminate the gangs of vicious ahi tuna that attack US submarines.

Have you heard recent rumblings of a plot by lambs to overthrow our government? We must take action now.

todd said...

Lambs, eh? I guess I'll have to step up my efforts to silence them by cooking more shepherd's pie.

FOSCO said...

Good. But you should make it from lamb, not shepherd.

todd said...

I usually do. It's so hard to source fresh shepherd here, and the frozen just isn't the same. I bet if we had a Whole Foods I could get it.

Anonymous said...

...apparantly some airlines may be doing something to reduce the threat as well, as seen in the message Oz received from his cousin through an online networking tool... "Mach Daddy, California Dreaming, Runway Angel, and friends probably have lasers to get rid of obstacles like flying fowl, I'm sure, eh? ;-)"