Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Indiana: Is There More Than Corn?

Yes: Casinos and Tank Farms.

Interstate 80/90 was recently sold by the governor ("Myman" Mitch Daniels) to a group of foreign investors, an innovation in privatizing public infrastructure. How will this change your driving experience? Faster speed limits, higher tolls, and a two drink minimum.

Oh yeah, and ladies drive free after 10 pm.

In case the Indiana Bureau of Tourism is looking for a new slogan, I have a suggestion: The Best Part of Indiana Is Leaving It.

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