Friday, July 21, 2006

Did You Know?

The only creatures that can live in the water of the Great Salt Lake are brine shrimp, bacteria, and some algae. Oh, and Aquaman.


Todd said...
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Todd said...

Poor Aquaman.

I mean, Superman gets to fly and has x-ray vision (How did Clark ever graduate? He must have spent his entire four years sitting outside the girl's locker room. Which would explain the incredibly high cancer rates among women in Smallville.).

Wonder Woman is strong, and has an invisible jet and cool bondage accessories.

Green Lantern can do just about anything he can think of as long as it doesn't involve yellow.

But Aquaman? He talks to fish. And really, what is a fish going to have to say? "Swim! Swim good! Bigger fish bad! Wheee!"

He even went so far as to have a hand cut off and replaced with a hook just to seem more edgy, but you just know the other superheroes make fun of him. I bet they don't even bother to do it behind his back.

FOSCO said...

It's sad how they made the old "gentle" Aquaman into the new "angry" Aquaman. He's still not any cooler.

And remember that Jetski he used to ride on the Superfriends?

aliscia said...

I say briefly: Best! Useful information. Good job guys.