Friday, January 23, 2009

Bridget Jones's Senate Seat

Today, in a surprising move, New York Governor David Paterson named chirpy actress Renée Zellweger as the junior senator from New York.

Senator Zellweger is expected to bring a refreshing dose of her winning awkwardness to the role, with a steady program of embarrassing pratfalls and teary self-acceptance.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And giant knickers.

- The BeeMaster

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